geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

(via orgasm)

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fartgallery:

Why are they called palm trees when they wont even fit in my hand

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iwanttobeyourinfinity:

I just don’t understand why Taylor Swift is still nominated for country music awards. She has been more pop than country for the longest time now.

(via fandom-penguin)

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jarpad:

do you ever just stop and think about your obsession with something and say to yourself “oh man, i’m in too deep

(via xenitsune)

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unsuccessfulblogger:

if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever

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maddishly:

mosaics are made from broken pieces but they’re still works of art and so are you

(via shadowssalmostkilledyourlight)

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manhatingfeminist:

More people are concerned with why women stay in abusive relationships than why men are abusing women

(via get-fuckin-low)

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follovved:

call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

(Source: straighthater, via popularboyfriend)

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dutchster:

as a serial killer my name would be the suspense so my victims would be like “oh no, the suspense is killing me” and we would both laugh right before i killed them

(via stability)

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legfruit:

there’s always those neighbour countries that sort of hate each other like new zealand and australia, britain and france, the rest of the world and america

(via get-fuckin-low)

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vaginalistic:

attempting to hide your desperate need for breath after a short flight of stairs

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jandjob:

image

IVE NEVER SEEN HIM SO ANIMATED IM IN LOVE

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