beyonseh:

when you’re in class and the group of people behind you won’t shut up

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assume:

finishing a bottle of shampoo and conditioner at the same time is the biggest achievement of my life

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apuarius:

Today my dad told me he was hungry and I looked at him and said “hey hungry I’m daughter” and he was kinda shocked

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dear-maria-countt-me-inn:

Petition for All Time Low to release an acoustic version of every song they haven’t yet made acoustic

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terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

(Source: terezisprite2, via iusedtobeorgasm)

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lordoftheswag:

"food’s ready come downst-"

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